A lorry carrying blue paint crashed into a lorry carrying red paint on the
M4 today. Both drivers were said to be marooned…
And another:
Thieves broke into Hackney Police Station last night and stole all the toilets. A spokesman for the Met said they had nothing to go on…
A third:
A planeload of spittle has crashed into the sea off the west coast of Africa. Reporters at the scene said there were no salivas…
One more?
‘Have you heard the one about the retired general who said he had not had sex since 1956? His friend said, ‘That’s a long time ago.’I don’t know, ‘the general replied.’ It’s only 20.27 now.’
And finally…
‘Following the dispute with the domestic servants’ union at Buckingham Palace today, the Queen, a radiant figure in a white silk gown and crimson robe, swept down the main staircase and through the hall. She then dusted the cloakroom and vacuumed the lounge.’
It’s good night from me!
Good weekend to all.
Matt