
Welcome to Friday, dear reader, everybody’s favourite day of the week.
For yours truly, after the joys of Wednesday came Black Thursday. Now, I am pleased to report that having paid (literally) too many times for indiscipline, I am usually a level-headed punter.
I try to take the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune on the chin, whether it goes my way or not.
But not yesterday. Yesterday I chased my cash. I’m still running, but my cash is out of sight.
I had one of those terrible days when you have the Sadim Touch (thats the Midas Touch in reverse). Everything I backed was either brown or shaped like a pear.
I got beaten short heads for the win; I got beaten short heads for the place; I got things totally wrong; I laid winning favourites; I backed losing favourites.
Have you ever had a day like that?
Well, I live to fight another day. But, my lesson learned (for the umpteenth time), I’ll not be rushing in with the boots on anything today.
Saying that, there are a couple I fancy. Here is a whistlestop tour of the York card as I see it…
1.45 2yo fillies race is akin to a teenage girls’ party, so no strong fancy. Form pick is probably Tom Stack’s Shivering, but there are several that will improve for their debuts. If I was betting here, which I’m not, I’d be interested in Dubai Princess and Tia Mia.
2.15 A classic inside draw race historically, with six winners since 1999 being drawn in the lowest four stalls. I really like Bauer but he’s in the carpark here and will likely need the run (as Filthy Luca Cumani’s often do), so he’s a place lay. I’d take a chance here with three against the field: Mutawaffer, Kilimandscharo, and Kyoto Summit.
2.45 A cracking race for the Yorkshire Cup, and one of the stalwart stayers lines up for the prize. Sergeant Cecil is the beastie, and I’ve reproduced this picture from the Racing Post at the top, because I think its brilliant. Its also a breach of copyright, so I’ll take it down in a day or two and hope I don’t get sued. But I love it! Hope you enjoy it too.
For all that, I don’t think the Sergeant will do more than plod (plod, geddit?!) on for a place. My idea of the winner is Munsef. John Dunlop is a master trainer of stayers, and loves to win at York. He won this race with Millenary in 2004, and five year olds have a good record.
I find it very hard to see this one out of the frame, so 11/2 (Lads / Hills) is tempting, even for a man swearing punting abstinence today. He’s a confident selection.
3.15 More young ladies, this time 3yo’s. After Anna Pavlova made a meringue-utang out of me yesterday (sorry, I’m really sorry, my joke writer’s quit on me!), I will swerve this race too. (I like betting fillies about as much as I like betting amateur riders - did you see that buffoonery masquerading as horsemanship at Folkestone last night?!)
Token selection is Promising Lead, but the Pavlova should tell you all you need to know about the perils of betting odds on in fillies races…
3.50 Some lightly raced sorts here, and some interesting ones at the bottom of the handicap. I’m interesting in how All You Need and Sea Rover run, but for the selection I’ll row in with in form Tombi. Howard Johnson’s got some ambitious plans for this progressive young man (followed up a 7th place finish - out of 24 - in the Redcar 2yo Trophy with a facile 4L win on debut this term), and he’ll need to show his hind quarters to most, if not all, of these if he’s to justify the entries.
4.25 The fact that Adrian Nicholls has chosen to ride Buachaill Dona out of Dandy’s three runners speaks well of the horse’s readiness for this seasonal introduction. In a very trappy race, that’s enough for me. There could well be less than two lengths between half a dozen of these at the business end, so I’d advise small stakes (if any).
5.00 Fong’s Gazelle is a filly in form, and foiled a TFS runner at Bath on her penultimate start. She won by 4L last time over a quarter mile shorter, but she was certainly not stopping. Mark Johnston is a master at progressing horses in handicaps, and she must go close. But the donation of weight all round may be a tough ask, and - though I’d definitely recommend a saver on her - I think there is better value elsewhere. Two horses right at the other end of the handicap (one possibly badly drawn) catch my eye: Its Moon and Force Group.
Both have had the cobwebs blown off with at least a run this season, and both come here in form having finished runner up last time.
Note also Sir Mark Prescott’s runner (Serpentaria), though I’d have expected to see money for her if she was fancied. Sir Mark ANYWHERE in handicaps is a profitable maxim, so irrespective of how this filly runs, follow the cigar chomping serial bachelor all season in handicap company.
I must quickly also mention Eglevski, trained by John Dunlop. He’s fit and ready for today. The only (significant) question is whether he’s quite good enough.
Moving on, and Bristol Rovers landed the 10 point nap, though not in quite the manner expected. I predicted that it would be a low scoring game, perhaps even 0-0. The first goal went in on 2 minutes (and what a goal!), and - by the end - Rovers had helped themselves to five of the eight scores.
Small consolation on the night for me was that I only bet under 2.5 goals, rather than selling total goals! Also, I’m out on my bet now as well.
What I mean by that, is if you backed Rovers at 11/4 (3.75) or more, you can now play bookmaker by laying them on betfair at around 11/10 (2.1). If you lay them for the same amount as your initial stake, you’ll have a free bet at around 13/8. Which is nice.
MK take on Shrews tonight in the other League 2 game, and I can’t imagine it will be nearly so tepid as the first leg. I’m expecting all those absent cards from the first game to manifest themselves here. But, again, as I am still smarting from yesterday, I’ll be drinking beer rather than watching for cardage yardage.
I won’t be doing a Cup Final preview, but I do fully expect Manchester United to win (sorry Chelski fans), and I think the 7/4 in 90 minutes is VERY tempting. If I can stay out of trouble today, the boots might be back on again tomorrow…
Good luck to you, Happy Friday, and enjoy the Weekend!
Matt