Archive for June 15th, 2007

The Bank Vault Report Review: An Excellent Week's Results

Friday, June 15th, 2007

So now we’ve reached the end of the week, it’s time to review the Bank Vault Report, the system that has been generating the lays posted on this blog since Monday.

The system works by looking for favourites that adhere to a clear set of criteria which, for obvious reasons, I can’t share here.

The idea is to find five of these ‘dodgy’ favourites and lay them in turn until you get your target profit for the day. Essentially, ‘stop at a loser’.

Now, before you start, you should use the supplied calculator software, to establish your maximum liability for the day. It’s important that if you are not comfortable with the final figure (if all five horses lost), that you lower your target profit for the day, or perhaps wait for tomorrow.

The selections are then taken in sequence with the first one layed to win a certain amount of money, your target profit.

If the horse loses, and therefore you win, that’s it for the day. Go and make a cup of tea and get on with some proper work! However, if the first horse wins, and therefore you lose, we move onto Nag 2.

On Nag 2, we must lay to lose our lost cash from Nag 1 plus our daily profit target. If it loses, it’s tea time. If it wins, we move onto Nag 3 (good name for a website methinks!), and perhaps have an Irish coffee.

If Nags 3 and 4 also win (remember, the scenario here is that we have taken on four eminently opposable favourites, and they have all won: unlikely but it can happen), we are in the toilet with a whisky awaiting the outcome of Nag 5’s performance.

During our week trialling Bank Vault Report, the first horse has lost every day, which is great. A system like this, however, does really require a longer trial to prove its mettle. In the absence of a licence to do that here, I have the records of one BVR punter from last year (thanks Kev):

I kept an accurate record of the first 29 bets.

15 lost and 14 won (came first)

of the 14 that went to the 2nd rung of the ladder, 7 lost and 7 won

of the 7 that went to the third rung, 3 lost and 4 won

of the 4 that went to the 4th rung, 3 lost and 1 won

the 1 then lost.”

So, in 29 days, there was one brown trouser day, which is probably fairly indicative.

Kev also mentioned that his greatest exposure for the ‘Day of the Pantalons Brun’ was £370 to win £15 (his daily profit target). Extrapolating that up, over 29 days, he was £435 to the good, and could have dropped back to £65 to the good had things gone the shape of an unfashionable fruit that used to be used in cider making.

So I hope I’ve sounded a clear enough note of caution here. Comments from readers (thanks Scott and Kev), which appear very fair to me, rightly identify that it will not always be sweetness and light. But if you take a medium to long term view, I’m pretty confident that the system will show a nice profit. How much depends on those ‘cast iron undergarment’ days of course.

So how has Bank Vault Report fared in the trial?

At the time of writing, and with a few more to run this evening, the scores on the doors are as follows:

Selections: 23 (up to and including 5.15 Market Rasen tonight)

Losers: 17

Lose %: 74%

Highest Liability: £27

The results this week have been excellent, and the number of horses beaten really adds weight to the strength of the system, inasmuch as every day we’ve got at least three from five beaten. This means that there have been at least three ‘take the money’ opportunities in each streak of five.

As with all systems reviewed here at Nag3, BVR comes with a full money back guarantee. If it’s not your cup of tea, no problem: though, that said, having read this and tracked it all week, you have a good idea what’s involved!

To read more about Bank Vault Report, and to secure your copy, visit:

http://tinyurl.com/2u83w7

Friday Fun: Webcam Abuse!

Friday, June 15th, 2007

This guy is clearly narcotically enhanced.

Absolutely marvellous, camper than the proverbial row of rouge tents, and don’t miss the superb eyebrow moment around about 58 seconds!

Another 5 from 6 Beaten, Plus Some Important Admin…

Friday, June 15th, 2007

Aah, the unmistakable aroma of Friday…

Well done dear reader, for you’ve nearly made it through another week of whatever toil is yours for the toiling.

And with some luvvly jubbly lays to boot, if you’ve been tracking progress with us this week. I’ll post my review this evening after (at least most of) today’s lays have run.

Speaking of which, here is today’s juice… (Please read on for an important admin bulletin)

14.00 MR JACKANOO @2.7

17.15 MR KILCANNON SUPREME @2.4

18.10 Clon COUSIN LIZZIE @2.6

18.50 Good DREAM OF FORTUNE @2.6

19.35 Chep ASHMAL @2.7

19.45 Clon SMILE LATER @2.5

Now then, due to my utter inability to plan my way out of bed in the mornings, I have managed to stow away on a mate’s boating trip on the Adriatic in Royal Ascot week. Nothing wrong with the Adriatic, indeed there’s a lot right with it. But Royal Ascot week! Buffoon!

This, you may not know, follows on from missing Royal Ascot last year, due to agreeing to meet my Estonian (ex-)girlfriend’s parents in Parnu, Estonia, in - you guessed it Royal Ascot week. Now I won’t go so far as to suggest that it was the beginning of the end for that relationship (I’ve a million faults and foibles that saw that fine young lady away, gambling being only one of them! (Beer and other women numbering among the others…)), but it cannot have helped.

Enough of my planning ineptitude… Would you believe I actually gave up a job as a Senior IT Management Consultant to do this. I got paid to plan. I’m so ashamed.

Ok, dirty planning laundry now aired - my, this is cathartic - let’s move on with the deal.

I have established (as you may have seen from last night’s test post) that I can actually blog from my mobile phone. This in itself is nothing short of miraculous. So there will be some content here next week. However, it may or may not relate to the main equine business of the week, depending on whether a) I have access to wifi / internet and b) I can get any kind of signal offshore.

To mitigate for the fact that I won’t be here next week to share my - ahem - pearls of wisdom with you, I have done a spot of research that you may find of interest.

Have a look at the free systems page, and you will find an ‘Ascot On The Turn’ system, which looks like it may be worth following.

That’s all for now, but I’ll be back later with the Bank Vault Review, plus some Friday Fun, AND a special bonus due to my absence next week. I really do spoil you! ;)

Matt