At this time of year, we get utterly swamped with ‘Grand National Previews’, and this will be another one. To break from the usual monotony though, I’m proposing a slightly different tack.

Rather than pin sticking, I will tell you why each of the horses can’t win. This is actually a particularly savvy tactic, as it virtually guarantees me being 97.5% right. (i.e. there will only be one winner out of forty starters!)

So, here we go, from the top to the bottom. Find your fancy and see why it can’t win tomorrow!!

*** = I’m on (and at this price)…

HEDGEHUNTER: Too much weight. Will likely complete, but won’t win. Place possibilities.
EUROTREK: Too much weight. Fragile horse who could go wrong (I hope he won’t). Likes the fences and unlikely to fall.
L’AMI: Too much weight. French bred has never won the race. Ever. Many have tried.
MONKERHOSTIN: Too much weight. Probably won’t stay. Not quite as good as he was this season.
THISTHATANDTOTHER: Too much weight. Slower than a particularly slow boat. On the downgrade.
BILLYVODDAN: Too much weight. Inexperienced. A likely casualty.
NUMBERSIXVALVERDE: Too much weight. No repeat winner since Red Rum.
IDLE TALK: Can’t jump, won’t jump. Oh, and too much weight.
ROYAL AUCLAIR: Too much weight. Probably on the downgrade. Will probably get round. Place possibilities.
***CLOUDY BAYS (317/1): Dodgy jumper (fell in a hurdle race last time!), but good form. Outsider with a chance IF he stands up. Big if.
KNOWHERE: Novice. Shouldn’t be running in the race in my opinion.
KELAMI: French bred never won. Doubtful stayer. Classy enough.
***POINT BARROW (16.5/1): No reason why he won’t win, except that he isn’t good enough on the day. My idea of the winner…
CELTIC SON: French breds don’t win the National. One start this season and he failed to complete. Tomorrow will be two starts and two failed to complete.
SIMON: On the upgrade, but a second season chaser and probably still too inexperienced.
BALLYCASSIDY: Dodgy jumper, on the downgrade.
CLAN ROYAL: French bred, so won’t win. Had his chances in previous years. Even McCoy doesn’t want to ride him this time. (A mistake in my opinion, as he still looks the pick of the McManus runners)
GALLANT APPROACH: Ground against him and he’s probably not good enough.
LIVINGSTONEBRAMBLE: Non-stayer. Not good enough.
***DUN DOIRE (15/1): Ground too quick. Every chance, aside from that.
KANDJAR D’ALLIER: Frenchie can’t win.
SLIM PICKINGS: Second season chasers don’t win the National
ZABENZ: Ditto
BEWLEYS BERRY: Ditto
***LONGSHANKS (33/1): Ground quick enough, but every chance. Has jumped round and I reckon he might well win it. Cracking value.
BOTHAR NA: Just not good enough.
***GRAPHIC APPROACH (279/1): Probably not good enough. Makes a lot of mistakes so he may well not get round. No idea why I backed him!
HOMER WELLS: Second season chasers don’t win the National, and he’s probably not good enough anyway.
LIBERTHINE: Not a race for ‘Les Grenouilles’ but he has jumped round the fences before.
***SILVER BIRCH (90/1): Not won for two and a half years and the ground on the quick side, but he comes here with a chance!
PHILSON RUN: Not good enough probably, and the turf will be fast enough.
***PUNTAL (not on yet, currently trading at 150 on betfair): Sixth last year after over a year off, and has a squeak. Can’t find a reason not to back him, so I will be backing him tomorrow!
THE OUTLIER: Ground too fast. Will be scared sh**less by the number of rivals in this race. (Never won with more than ten in the field).
TIKRAM: Non-stayer will be pulled up.
McKELVEY: Not good enough. Might get round.
***NAUNTON BROOK (120/1): Bang out of form and probably not good enough. But will appreciate the faster ground, and could surprise a few people. (Still I don’t expect to collect on this ticket!)
JACK HIGH: Was a 9/1 shot last year, and not without a chance this time. Might be too far back to mount a winning run (most winners are up near the pace throughout), and unseated last year.
SONEVAFUSHI: Should have run in the Hunter Chase. Not good enough for this.
JOE’S EDGE: Landed a touch for readers of this column at Cheltenham (50/1!). Scottish National winner who likes to hear his hooves rattle. In good form, and a sound jumper. The one I’m not on that I’m most worried about. You’ll hear me cursing from your front room if this one wins!
LE DUC: Dodgy jumper, non-stayer. Say no more.

So there it is. I’ve told you why they can’t win and I’ll be more right than wrong. However, I’m pretty confident that one of the starred horses will collect. I’ve had a good deal more winners than not over the past ten years and, bizarrely (foolishly?!), I am reasonably confident about my chances tomorrow.

Longshanks is probably the best value bet in the race, in my opinion.

Good luck, whichever horse(s) you’ve selected, and lets hope the beasts and all the pilots get back for a glass of their favoured at the end of the day.

Matt

A little short on time today, so I’ll keep this brief (I can hear your collective sigh of relief from here!)…

Yesterday - Mighty Man won the first as expected, but I didn’t back it. I lost money on State Of Play, as Exotic Dancer proved himself a very very good horse in the Betfair Bowl.

Katchit won as he pleased, and I did back him but only for small money. By the way, did I mention I love this horse?

Just one point of order here: what the Dickens are the BBC doing employing the abject buffoon who is Jim McGrath to do the commentary?! Not only did he call the foot perfect Katchit as making a bad blunder (then followed it up by saying he jumped the next much better) when it was blatantly apparent to anyone with even one partially functioning eyeball that it was Punjabi who made the ‘horlicks’; he also couldn’t track a faller down for over a fence and, when he did, it was clearly a guess as he said Locksmith fell, then called him as the leader in the final quarter mile.

Finally, and this must surely have not been lost on the powers that be, in their first rehearsal for the Grand National, they were using four commentators (as they will be on Saturday). McGrath came a distant fourth - tailed off - to this listener’s ear anyway, when pitched alongside the estimable race reading talents of Tony O’Hehir, my mate Ian ‘Barty’ Bartlett and another chap whose name escapes me, but who is a fine up and comer who often calls at Wolverhampton.

McGrath is an ignoramus. I never want to hear of a horse ‘careering away’ again in my life! (but I suspect I will have heard it twice more before the second race is over…)

Onwards, dear reader… I got the Hunter Chase wrong, and am still waiting to see where mine finish. Scots Grey looked beaten and rallied very well: a real treat if you backed it because you must have thought you’d lost your money, only to see him come back with admirable resolve.

The money for Bambi De L’Orme in the antipenultimate (that’s third last to you and me) was well placed, and he won nicely. None of my cash was on him.

Had a decent bet on Wins Now in the sixth race and reckon he would have won but for a terrible mistake at the last hurdle. McCoy is not really a man for the Festival meetings it seems. At least not when I back him…
TTS had the winner in Tidal Bay, and of course my bet on the Bay was left second at Cheltenham. Bugger.

In the last TTS had three non-qualifiers, due to the prices. Pity, because Two Miles West won at 25/1 and Gods Token was second at 33/1. The exacta paid a piffling £3170.20! (Place lay of the day Laouen beaten into 5th, so lay landed - just!)

To today, and hopefully none of you are triskaidekaphobic (afraid of the number 13 of course!)… No time for (further) verbiage, so my placepot / win selections are as follows:

Race 1: Ungaro and Dom D’Orgeval
Race 2: Massini’s Maguire (a very tough horse to pass!)
Race 3: Well Chief (different class, barring jumping errors… no money down this time though!)
Race 4: Ground Ball, Umbrella Man, Risk Accessor, Hakim, and Le Volfoni
Race 5: Osana (tipped here as an Aintree horse before Cheltenham)
Race 6: Limerick Boy, Green Belt Flyer and Fundamentalist (place lay of the day: Copsale Lad.)
Race 7: One Gulp

Good luck if you’re playing today…

Matt